its a metaphor, u see. u put the killing thing in ur itunes library but u dont give it the power to kill u.
ha ha just kidding im dead inside
i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”
How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up
British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can
Im here at walmart does anybody want anything
i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars
the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.