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interquast:

its a metaphor, u see. u put the killing thing in ur itunes library but u dont give it the power to kill u. 

ha ha just kidding im dead inside

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japaneesee:

i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”

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unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

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me: *brings gum to school*
me: conceal don't feel
me: don't let them know
some asshole kid: hey is that gum
everyone: CAN I HAVE SOME
me: WELL NOW THEY KNOW
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dangerhamster:

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British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can

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porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

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casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

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mitlas:

Spanish Amanda (by nathanielperales)

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